J-Lo showed up for the screening of ‘The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button’ flaunting some serious cleavage. I realize there’s yards of duct tape under there, but she sure does look yummy. My imagination is vivid enough to impicture J-Lo prancing around the room in high heels naked, looking top-heavy with enormous porn [...]

As expected, Pamela Anderson is one mega classy example of a woman. She rocked up to an art festival nonetheless, wearing shorts so short they may as well be called bikinis and an old Tommy Lee hat. At first we thought the celebrity looking kind of guy who was with her was Fred [...]

Aubrey O’Day somehow has been getting invited to celebrity get-togethers and she’s using them to protest Proposition 8 which essentially made gay marriage null and void. She totes around a lady acquaintance and calls her ‘girlfriend’. Hey, is this Aubrey O’Day I’m speaking with or Lindsay Lohan? Phony lesbianism is running amock [...]

Hilary Duff was seen at fashionable nightspot Bardot in WeHo the other evening boasting|sporting| a whole lot of celeb teen breasts. OK so it wasn’t alot, but it was alot more than we’re used to seeing on her frail body. The masking tape must have been working overtime, but now my cock is [...]